Last weekend was a gorgeous Saturday afternoon in Atlanta.

 

I attended a happy hour with some friends at a local patio bar.

 

It was the first time in months that I got a girl’s phone number in real life.

 

You see, leveraging the dating apps and salt dating to engineer a lifestyle with more passive streams of sex has made me considerably lazy with day game and night game.

 

But this girl and I had a good back and forth going for about an hour at the patio bar. I got her number. And she even gave me a kiss on the cheek after I bought a round of shots for a small group of us.

 

However, I ended up calling it an early night and bowed out when I thought the interaction was at its peak. I didn’t want to get tunnel vision on this one girl and cuff myself to her for the rest of the night.

 

I walked away feeling energized and was on a high from smoothly getting this girls number through a mix of social circle and night game.

 

It brought me back to my college days when this was my only method of meeting girls. I thought to myself, wow maybe I really should just cut out the online methods for awhile.

 

It felt so much more rewarding to meet a girl this way again.

 

But the next day I text her and got no response.

 

And then later that day one of my friends reported that after I left, she got blackout drunk, grabbed him, and started making out with him next to a portapotty.

 

Any marginal impact of our one hour flirtatious conversation likely dissipated somewhere in the random shuffle of faces, names, and tongues she may of encountered that night.

 

I cracked a smile and shook my head as my pedestalization fantasies of her evaporated and I was brought back down to earth.

 

I will say that real life pickup does feel more rewarding when it happens and is more of a challenge that forces you to grow as a man. It’s a necessary part of every man’s toolkit.

 

But it is almost always the least efficient way of meeting the girl and it poses higher risk of pedestalization. Because when you meet her in real life, you have no knowledge of her online proclivities.  

 

You see, attractive, city-dwelling women in America are almost always going to be giving it up on the dating apps to the most attractive bidder. And her sugar baby phase is likely imminent if not already in full swing.

 

If that’s the case why not just snag her through the higher ROI methods of Tinder and Salt Dating?

 

Again, why is it that girls show interest in a man one day but then ignore him the next day?

 

Because you are but only one option in her endless digital pipeline of.. well.. pipe.

 

So what is a man left to do?  

 

Beat her at her own game.

 

You will not gain the adoration of a woman until she suspects that your options are just as plentiful as her own.

 

But of course you’re not a woman, so it won’t be quite so simple for you to do that. We already know that all a cute girl really needs to do is show up and the rest “just happens”.

 

You on the other hand will adopt a pavement-pounding salesman mentality, tap into all available markets and methods of lead acquisition, and churn through a high quantity of prospects with the goal of attaining a high conversion rate. 

 

This means staying sharp in traditional brick-and-mortar ventures such as day game, night game, and social circle game.

 

But it also means benefiting from the low overhead costs yielded from Online Game.

 

You’ll use online lead generators such as Tinder, Instagram, and SeekingArrangement to build up your rolodex of clients and contacts.

 

Leveraging effective customer management tools such as Snapchat will prove invaluable to the organization of your pipeline, as well as providing easy ways to stay on the radar of your top prospects.

 

Your agenda will be packed to the brim with multiple sales meetings a week once you’ve successfully converted leads into more solid prospects willing to receive your sales pitch. Some deals you’ll be able to close on the first night with minimal effort. Others will demand to be wined and dined.

 

Like any sales role, the grind of the online cock salesman is a rocky road in the early days as you develop your territory. You’re putting in a ton of hours but have little to show for it at first.

 

But like any disciplined hustler, you slowly build your empire over time, learning from mistakes, building on successes, and harnessing the power of referrals.

 

Maybe you’ll start to feel like you’re part of some larger problem as you ruthlessly run the mom-and-pop penis peddlers out of business in your quest to establish monopoly and become the Amazon of cock. But you blow past the competition anyway and turn a blind eye as they fight to make ends meet.

 

After years of hard work, you’ve finally made it and you have a client count of Bilzerian caliber.

 

Some days you’ll be on cloud nine from the endless line of attractive women that you’re able to sleep with. Other days this same phenomenon will plunge you into a bout of despair, hopelessness, and nihilism as it begins to dawn on you that the culture and generation you’re a part of can no longer sustain basic civilized functions of monogamy, fidelity, and family formation.

 

But then your phone dings and you see that a hot new prospect is ready to hear your pitch.  

 

 

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  • Kenneth P. Nishead

    But then, this takes tremendous amounts of valuable time. And with women racking up cricket score notch counts I have to ask if being a cock salesman is actually worth the hustle

    • Yes it’s easy to spend too much energy on texting new girls all the time and let it consume your life. This post is really about just making fun of myself when I get carried away and lost in that hustle. I recommend taking breaks from the game from time to time

      • Ken Weston J. Prescott

        Fair enough. I’ve always felt the game is so heavily skewed in their favor they can just sit back and absorb the effort and attention while I have to constantly put myself out there on the line for flaky and entitled women, who quite frankly don’t appreciate any of it. Nor are they capable of it IMO.

        I’m ranting here but you’re actually spot on: you gotta explore mutiple dating options. Daygame, Snapchat, salt, IG, FB……

        • Right – having plentiful options is key. It just takes a lot of work for a man to do that.

  • brandyboy

    Good shit mate.

  • Matt

    What’s a man to do ? How about maybe not mess with drunk whores at bars or any women at bars? That and probably never use the phrase “spit some game” again either, jesus, how old are you?

  • Wackyguy

    And then you trap them in your basement like the SNL scandal and start pimping them out to your cock salesman friends like prime rate derivatives. But Tina catches you in bed with Janet and it all comes tumbling down and you hang yourself in the attic like Bernie Madoff.